Hazy morning commute, commence! #sun #sky #losangeles #morning

Hazy morning commute, commence! #sun #sky #losangeles #morning

Shorter days. #sunset #tree #sky #losangeles

Shorter days. #sunset #tree #sky #losangeles

Can’t believe they’re still sacrificing virgins for their beautiful hair. What is this, the Dark Ages?? #thatsnothowthisworks #thatsnothowanyofthisworks #orisit?

Can’t believe they’re still sacrificing virgins for their beautiful hair. What is this, the Dark Ages?? #thatsnothowthisworks #thatsnothowanyofthisworks #orisit?

Everything Is Going To Be Okay

I needed this today. You need this today. And every day after that.

johndevore:

Everything is going to be okay. I promise. I wouldn’t lie to you. Trust me.

Everything is going to be okay, even though its not and we all die.

That is the truth. This reminds me of an old fable. A tale. It’s called the Scorpion and the Frog, and it goes something like this: The scorpion lied! The scorpion stung the frog! Now they’re both dead!

The moral of the story is simple: choice is an illusion. Unless you’re talking about nacho chips, then you have at least one solid choice and that’s cool ranch.

Other than that, only god has choices and that’s why he never answers prayers.

Oh! I remember another fable about a raccoon that fell down a wishing well full of glittering coins and was never seen or heard from again. 

The moral of that story is, I think, don’t trust moonlight?

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All your bags are packed, you’re ready to go. #freeluggage

All your bags are packed, you’re ready to go. #freeluggage

About to find out what this whole pumpkin spice latte craze is all about.

About to find out what this whole pumpkin spice latte craze is all about.

Autumn endings. #freecouch

Autumn endings. #freecouch

Which way? Let’s go.

Which way? Let’s go.

Full moon, sodium lights, trees, blur.

Full moon, sodium lights, trees, blur.

Yes, iPhone. That’s the word I was trying to write: ghjng. #autocorrectfail

Yes, iPhone. That’s the word I was trying to write: ghjng. #autocorrectfail